The cold, hard FAQs:

How come you don't always have a new picture every day?
because my schooling is harder than all your nine years of highschool combined. trust me.

How can i contact you, link to you, make graven images of you, etc.?
click on "linkage" for banners. contact me by e-mail at faqs@hftw.freewebspace.com. but only for emergencies.

Why are you so sarcastic?
because i'm so happy.

Where do you get your ideas for the drawings?
i get them from anywhere. strange discussions with my siblings, figures of speech that people use and don't actually understand their literal meaning. it's fun to take ordinary things and make them... unordinary.

Any other comments?
i'm back, and I'm better than ever. at least, i hope i am.

Ask me some questions.