Questions:

Full name: steven, grandson of john, son of john, and brother of john.

Age: immortal... eventually.

Favorite comic strip(s): Calvin & Hobbes, Dilbert, Pearls Before Swine, Spiderman (Ultimate and otherwise), white ninja, exploding dog

Your inspiration: doug tennapel, chris appelhans, and yeah, still a little sam brown for good measure.

Why do you have a picture of you playing croquet? Because only real men dare to play croquet.

Favorite food: chinese.

How long have you been drawing: since i was born. and a little before that.

What do you have for lunch? sandwiches and soup. always. except for special days.

Are you paid? for web design? yes. for creating lame monochromatic drawings on ms paint? an emphatic 'no'.

Do you accept donations? as long as they're actually money, and not fish steaks disguised as currency.

Do you have a job? school. that's job enough. no, really.

Do you enjoy the fact that you're making up all these questions? immensely.